Presenting the ULTIMATE DUEL MONSTER in the history, the Junk Gardna. Now you may think "what the hell is the use of such a noob monster why even a Boo koo is even more expensive then this card (FYI Boo koo cost $170 - $200 a piece due to the release of the card "Number 105: BOO HOlY a very thin book." ATK 1300 / DEF 1000)"
.IMAGE: You have a Junk Synchron and a Sangan on the field, you have 3 cards in your hand. Your Opp had a face down set card( A Bottomless Trap hole!!) and a BF Armed Wing on his side of the field. You could synchro summon the following:
1) Brionac ( to bounce the your opponent cards back)
2) Gaia Knight, the force of Earth ( To run Armed wing over, taking a risk of being kalut), or
3) Iron Chain Dragon ( To run Armed wing over, taking a risk of being kalut or sucessfully running it over wif the risk of milling out a Vayu for grave syn).
.............Junk Gardna.
(Actually , Brionac is possible but due to the high prices of Boo Koo and introduction of Exceeds, there is no such thing a PRIORITY) so from then on so many Brionacs have fell foul of the BTH causing it to be limited as it is getting extinct!! See how inconsiderate some duelists are !!
IMAGE: When you summon Junk Gardna, it is HOLY,It protects other people with its goodness shield of might of 2.6k DEF!! Hell does not want it so it is too light to fell foul of the bottomless trap hole of doom. Your opponent just got fouled...... ( SO far I think it is the only level 4 and above anti-bottomless sychro monster with such a huge butt)
IMAGE: Junk Gardna IS a Ultimate puppeteer, having the ability to change battle position of your opponent monster. It turns an atk position BF-Armed Wing to a defending position BF Shield Wing. As BF-Armed Wing is a fighter and not a defender, our godly Junk Gardna can easily screwed the hell out of BF-Armed wing.( Without triggering the extra weapon boost from Kalut GODLY!!)
Here is another interestng Fact, do you know:You can call out Shooting Quasar dragon wif this card
IMAGE: You got two Junk Gardna on you side of the field and "One for One'' AND "Level Bug" in your hand and your opponent got 2 Armed wings on his side of the field. You use One for One and discard Level eater to the grave. You special summon " Glow-up Bulb", U use level eater eff and bite a level of Junk Gardna A to make it level 5, synchro lvl eater and Glow up to summon Formula, you draw one card (due to formula eff). Then using level eater eff again, to bite one lvl of Junk Gardna B to make it lvl 5. WALA, 2 LVL 5 Junk Gardna + 1 LVL 2 Formula = Shooting Quasar!! with a LVL Eater left over for desserts if two hits are not enough.
Waz more when the two Junk gardna are sent to the grave, the 2 Armed Wings are changed to 2 Shield Wings.
With Shooting Quasar that can attack twice!! Victory is urs but WAIT you cannot OTK as your opponent has two BF-Shield Wing!!! What to do??
That is when the power of IMAGING COMES
IMAGE: What if the card that formula help you drew is a Big Bang Shot? You equipped it to Shooting Quasar and now it can pierce and wif an atk of 4.4k!!!. Now BF- Shield Wing has a def of only 1k.( So small shield). SO lets calculate: When Shooting Quasar Attacks, it did piercing damage of 3.4k to each Shield Wing. Now that is 3.4k + 3.4K is 7.8K.... Ahh!! not enough but wait....
IMAGE: Remember the LVL Eater left over when it bite Junk Gardna B?? It is the dose of victory!!! So 7.8K + 0.6K equals to 8.4K, and extra 400 dosage to celebrate victory. Lets have fireworks!!!
Other than that do you know that with Junk Gardna and Gogogo Golem on the field you can block attacks from 4 BIG monsters like Blue Eyes??
IMAGE: You got Junk Gardna in Def Position and a Gogogo Golem in Atk Position with no set cards (With LP of 2000) while your opponent (Surprise Surprise IT IS KAIBA!!!) who has 3 Blue Eyes White Dragon and 1 Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon on his side of the field.(With LP of 2500) He said " You cannot escape from the wrath of my Dragons, u gonna lose and eat boo koo!!!" ( FYI You and Kaiba took a bet, the loser eats 10,000 pieces of Boo Koo).
The power of IMAGING comes
IMAGE: Kaiba's 1st Blue Eyes White Dragon and attacks Gogogo Golem, Junk Gardna eff activates, changing that Blue Eyes to def position. Now, Kaiba is fcking pissed off and his anger took control!!! (RAWR!!!). He used the second Blue Eyes White Dragon to attack Junk Gardna..... Junk Gardna was destroyed!!! , You cried out "NOOOOOO!!!!!!! , Kaiba started mocking you "You weakling!! Now you will never win!!! MWAHAHAHA!! I shall kill you this turn if not I die instead"
However, you cried out " Junk Gardna will not die in vain!!!", Junk Gardna Second ability then activates to change the battle position of one monster in the field!!! Kaiba looked Stunned and turned to look at his Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon , expecting the eff of Junk Gardna to target it.
However, You instead chnge Gogogo Golem to defense position!!! Kaiba laughed evily and declared that you will lose... He used his Third Blue Eyes White Dragon to atk Gogogo Golem......... "Burst Stream of Destruction!!!!!!!!! Bye bye weak monster" Kaiba cried out.
But when the smoke cleared............ Gogogo Golem was still there!!!!
Kaiba looks **** as he knows that even if Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon atk he still did not finished you off . With that he quit duelling and stuffed himself up with Boo Koo.......
The POWER of IMAGING!!!!!!!!
So Duelist from all over the world. This GODLY card is a force to be reckoned with(not) so buy it now, b4 more people read this and the price will sky rocket!!! Or Even worse the banlist may include this card!!!!! Grab it become more expensive than boo koo........or got shot down by the next banlist (PS, U need Junk synchorn to Run this card like how you need it to call for Boo Koo from the grave)
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