1. You must circlejerk with the so called other pros so that you can be considered a true pro. Also, if you hang out with them long enough, start topics about how shitty other players are, even though you are not so good yourself.
2. Always be a busybody and poke into all the pros' business. Of course, the best way to do that is to act like you actually don't care about the thing at all. It is a bonus if you are looked upon as a woman or even look like a stick woman. This way, you can actually provide some cocksucking services.
3. You must lend cards to other pros. This will help you get recognition from other players. It's okay to not get your card back, that way, you can have more respect.
4. Make up your own rulings in a tournament. Best if you are the judge. You will gain utmost respect and recognition from other players, even if you are severely wrong.
5. Use mindless decks and spam a lot of monsters and backrow. You will be seen as a control master, while devoting your entire starting hand to the field. Best if you start out with limited cards that allow you to spam more.
6. You must act arrogant and look like a woman. It is a bonus if you do look like a chimpanzee.
7. Also, it is important to stalk those 2nd grade players online and message them on facebook about how much they suck and how they should know their place.
8. Act like you have a very good and huge reputation in a children's card game. This will make the 2nd grade players know their place, even though you pretty much suck at Yu-Gi-Oh.
9. You must have a blog. It is best to flame the shit out of everyone on the blog and call people names. You will raise awareness about your blog and people will read more and subscribe. It is a bonus if you call people names by where they used to work and call them KFC boy or boxmaster. It doesn;t matter if you are just a bum who is going to transfer school and act very boss and act as if that is such an honorable thing for you to do. Also, it is best to hype up cards like Card Car D, so that everyone would think it is good.
10. You must create teams. The more teams the better. It doesn't matter if they suck. You can be the leader and borrow their cards. It is best to scrub in tournaments with those cards. Of course, scold your team members when they sort of misplay. To others around you, it makes you look super pro, to always talk about their misplays. also, best to fight with your teammate, and act like you are the one always in the right. This will allow others in the community to gain and trust you more.
By Chief Lion and Psycho Jester
1 comment:
Pure Entertainment man! Good job attacking everyone at one go! Keep it up!
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